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That moment when someone asks you something and you know the answer, you just don’t know how to explain it.

cockringtoss:

do not make inside jokes with me because i will bring it up 17 times a day

(via the-parkster)

misterpornographic:

emberjay:

ursorum:

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Mary Poppins: Stoping your incredibly sexist bullshit since 1964!

SO THIS IS WHERE THE DOCTOR GOT IT

(Quelle: wizardshavethephonebox, via liveyour-lifethe-way-you-want-to)

messrloki:

so I was googling the definition of marauder and i just

sorry

(via magicalromione)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

(via stay-together-always)

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Quelle: twerkingdead)

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(Quelle: brennablueskies, via souraty)

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My favourite Ronald Weasley moments, made specially for his 33rd birthday. Happy Birthday Ron!

My favourite Ronald Weasley moments, made specially for his 33rd birthday. Happy Birthday Ron!

(Quelle: miakosamuio, via liveatthebottom)


My favourite Ronald Weasley moments, made specially for his 33rd birthday. Happy Birthday Ron!

My favourite Ronald Weasley moments, made specially for his 33rd birthday. Happy Birthday Ron!

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